33 Great Quotes on and around Perfection
A perfectly normal person is rare in our civilization. – Karen Horney Because there is a word for perfection, people will always imagine that they know it. – Idries Shah Don’t brag about being...
View Article17 Hilarious Adult One Liners with Surprising Answers
Q. The three words most hated by men during sex? A. “Is It In?” Q. Three words women hate to hear when having sex A. “Honey, I’m home!” Q. How can you tell which is the head nurse? A. The one with the...
View Article22 Lean, Mean but Hilarious Adult One Liner Jokes
A dick has a sad life. His hair’s a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor’s an asshole, his bestfriend’s a pussy, and his owner beats him. I’m not saying she’s a slut but she’s been under more sheets...
View Article22 Superb Naughty and Dirty Adult One Liners
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst. What’s “68″? You do me and I owe you one. Have you heard about the new...
View Article28 Fantastic Quotes on and around Greed
A house built on greed cannot long endure. – Edward Abbey Be Fearful When Others Are Greedy and Greedy When Others Are Fearful. – Warren Buffett But it’s such a waste… You came to a place so near the...
View Article18 Super Filthy Adult One Liner Jokes
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when...
View Article30 Brilliant Quotes on and around Problems
A fox should not be of the jury at a goose’s trial. – Thomas Fuller A heart has problems which mind cannot understand. – Santosh Kalwar Drugs don’t really fix anything, except for everything. – Ashly...
View Article22 Fantastic Quotes on and around Tea
You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. – C.S. Lewis A cup of tea would restore my normality. – Douglas Adams If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood, then I...
View Article29 Astounding Quotes on and around Fame
I’ve always been famous, it’s just no one knew it yet. – Lady Gaga An artist is somebody who produces things that people don’t need to have. – Andy Warhol I’ve been imitated so well I’ve heard people...
View Article37 Stunning Quotes on and around Ambition
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. – Marilyn Monroe The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. – Maya Angelou Intelligence without ambition is a...
View Article16 Most Memorable Quotes and Moments from the movie 500 Days of Summer
Tom: People don’t realize this, but loneliness is underrated. Tom: I love her smile. I love her hair. I love her knees. I love how she licks her lips before she talks. I love her heart-shaped birthmark...
View Article20 Awesome Quotes and Moments from the movie Avatar
Jake Sully: Everything is backwards now, like out there is the true world, and in here is the dream. Jake Sully: I see you. Neytiri: I see you. Jake Sully: One life ends, another begins. Jake Sully:...
View Article20 Great Quotes and Moments from the Movie Cloud Atlas
Robert Frobisher: I believe there is a another world waiting for us, Sixsmith. A better world. And I’ll be waiting for you there. Sonmi-451: Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound...
View Article29 Outstanding Quotes and Moments from the Movie Constantine
John Constantine: They call it the balance. I call it hypocritical bullshit. John Constantine: I’m a suicide, Angela. When I die, the rules say I’ve got just one place to go… Angela Dodson: You’re...
View Article16 Most Memorable Quotes and Moments from the Movie Gladiator
Maximus: At my signal, unleash hell. Commodus: Ambition. That can be a virtue when it drives us to excel. Commodus: One kind word, one full hug… where you pressed me to your chest and held me tight....
View Article16 Awesome Quotes and Moments from the Movie Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Hellboy: I know; I’m ugly! Angel of Death: So, child, make the choice. The world, or him? Liz Sherman: Him. Angel of Death: The time will come, and you, my dear, will suffer more than anyone. Angel of...
View Article20 Most Memorable Quotes and Moments from the Movie Midnight in Paris
Inez: You’re in love with a fantasy. Gil: I’m in love with you. Ernest Hemingway: You’ll never write well if you fear dying. Gil: It’s understated but elegant. That’s what you always say. Helen: Cheap...
View ArticleTop 10 Signs that Your Marriage Is In Trouble ( For Him Edition )
Suddenly she is being more polite to you, and you know that you don’t deserve that. Your in-laws are placing bets on who will get the house. While getting your oil changed, the service person tells you...
View Article16 Most Memorable Quotes and Moments from the Movie Road to Perdition
John Rooney: This is the life we chose, the life we lead. And there is only one guarantee: none of us will see heaven. Maguire: To be paid to do what you love… ain’t that the dream? Maguire: I shoot...
View Article25 Brilliant Quotes and Moments from the Movie Spider-Man
Uncle Ben: Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Peter Parker: Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: “With great power comes great responsibility.” This...
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